TRAPPER'S AVAILABLE FOR FORIEGNERS !

 

Trapper is doing OK on his Community Service. He's well into the 200 hours ironing at the Charity Shop opposite the Black Horse, Walton,(give him a wave if you're passing). He now appreciates how hard Tracy has been working all these years and has really got it touch with his feminine side. He will now take on your ironing for a small fee and for a few bob extra he'll wear a pinny and dust your pit.

Little bit of a mistake with the Charity Shop cat !

The Ironing Board made a good rod rest !

Don't let it stop you Bass fishing lad !

 

Get those fuckin creases right Trap !

 

 

RECOMMENDED TRADESMEN

THIS WEEK ::: Chris McClennan

   

Good "Old Fashioned" tradesmanship is the key word with Chris. You only have to look at his portfolio to realise that here is a return to the beliefs and values of a bygone age.

A recent job where he had to install bollards to solve an "on pavement" parking problem. Job done in a mere three hours and once the crane had arrived the following day, to lift the van out, the customer was more than happy.

Chris checking for unpleasant urinal smells. No job's too dirty for this man.

Chris checking the workmanship on new beer garden seating. This one passed muster !

Chris doing the Hazard Analysis for the pub. Looking for unforeseen trips and falls at door accesses.

This was one of Chris' most difficult jobs. A customer wanted an eight bedroom house but only had single garage to knock down and build on. No probs To our Chris. We are just waiting for the back dated planning permission now.

 

ROBBIE CORRIE BACK FROM THE DEAD

(SHOCK AND WONDER IN ASDA !!!)

Robbie Corrie has been let out of Hospital after his heart operation. He was seen being pushed around the Asda in Aintree looking tip-top in one of those sporty Asda wheelchairs. Looking forward to your return Robbie but while your still wheelchair bound could you fit a leg of lamb under your blanket next time your in the supermarket and a nice bottle of malt wouldn't go amiss.

 

 

CUSTOMER OF THE WEEK

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COLIN

"CHUCKLES"

McCLELLAND